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Horse meat In ‘Beefburger’ Humour

In Food & Drink, Humour on February 15, 2013 at 8:00 am

Britain has responded to the news that beefburgers on sale in a number of major supermarkets contains more and different meat than what is on the label with the usual British Black Humour….. Tesco are the main butt of this after it was revealed that 29% of the meat in their beef burgers was actually horse meat. Now whilst many countries do eat horse meat, it is not common in the UK…… So here is a selection of current laughs at the situation>>>>>

 

My favourite (each way) is the zebra one. Thanks go to DF for these.

 

Now, what would Hitler say?

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Britain has responded to the news that beefburgers on sale in a number of major supermarkets contains more and different meat than what is on the label with the usual British Black Humour….. Tesco are the main butt of this after it was revealed that 29% of the meat in their beef burgers was actually horsemeat. Now whilst many countries do eat horsemeat, it is not common in the UK…… So here is a selection of current laughs at the situation>>>>>

News reader: “And now for the Mane News of the day…..

Tesco Express (their corner shops) are to be renamed……… Pony Express

Waiter “Would you like anything on your burger, Sir?” Customer “How about £5.00 each way?”

Tesco have commissioned a survey about their frozen food – apparently Gallup Polls will conduct it……

Lidl’s beefburgers are to be renamed “My Lidl Pony”

So that vegetarians are not left out, Tesco Vegeburgers now contain Uniquorn…….

A customer goes into Tesco and asked for Value Beefburgers but the Assistants shouted “aaaaaand they’re off!”

The latest analysis of Tesco Burgers show lower than expected Beef, but they do contain a lot of salt and Shergar……

“I had a Tesco Burger last night and I still have a bit between my teeth”

“Well I had a Tesco Burger last night and boy did I have night Mares!”

“Tesco taking Beefburgers off their shelves is a bit like locking the stable door after the horse has bolted…….”

Well, you have to laugh otherwise you’d shy!

And some more …

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.
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Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.
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Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had a £5 each way !
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Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she’s always wanted!
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Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco. Just tell them HMV means ‘Horse Meat Voucher’
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Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?
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I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse…..” I guess Tesco just listened.
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Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
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A cow walks into a bar. Barman says ‘why the long face?’ Cow says ‘Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!’
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I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d’oeuvres.
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These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO!
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Said to the Mrs these tesco burgers given me terrible trots
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To beef or not to beef, That is equestrian
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Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is a anagram of .SHERGARS BUM..
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Tesco’s have released a new liquor to compliment their range of burgers, They’re calling it ‘Red Rum’.

NOTE: This second video contains some VERY strong language (and lots of grammar and spelling errors). Not as good as the first:

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